ohhfantasyfreeme:
Marie’s favourite characters ever ever - Andy Dwyer [Parks and Recreation]
‘Leslie, i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you have ‘network..co..nnectivity…problems’’ ‘Dude, that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk.’ ‘I want to spend every day, every minute with you. And im the luckiest man in the galaxy.’ ‘There’s an old saying in showbusiness: the show must go wrong. Cos everything always goes wrong and you just have to deal with it.’ ‘Uhhh i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything.’
(via citycouncilbitches)
11:03 pm • 18 May 2012 • 36 notes
Parks gets 13 episodes at LEAST
sandoozles:
galentines:
So the official order is 13, but it’s allegedly in the fall schedule, which means a back 9 is possible

(via follies-and-nonsense)
3:13 pm • 11 May 2012 • 33 notes
mrs-vesperlynd:
Someday, when I’m more emotionally stable, I want to read the concession speech you wrote for me.
(via fuckyeahleslieandben)
2:17 pm • 11 May 2012 • 149 notes
“I’ve been playing Xbox for years, I’m really good at fixing it when it freezes. I know exactly what to do.”
(Source: setfiretotherain-, via msknope)
6:59 am • 11 May 2012 • 836 notes
intoyoursunlight:
This line made me sob. Because it forced me to think back on what these two have gone through since they’ve met. Mutual frustration followed by mutual respect and friendship. Two friends inspired by and in awe of each other. Awe turned into a desperate realization that he needs something more with her and she needs something more with him. Because Pawnee is a really special town and he looks forward to the moments in his day when he gets to hang out with the town and talk to the town about stuff. And the town has really nice blonde hair too. And he knows that they could get into trouble but he can’t take it anymore; it’s not just him, right? No, she reassures him, it’s not just him. And a secret, desperate kiss is shared. Uh oh. But uh oh leads to wine and history channel documentaries and they are surrounded by that bubble that they never want popped. But all good things must come to an end, all bubbles are eventually popped. Secrets become not-so-secret and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity knocks on her door. The inevitable was ignored with make-out sessions and breakfast-cooking…but he had to end it. Because he didn’t want to stand in the way of her dreams. And they tried living life without each other, but how is one supposed to live life after having found and let go of one’s soul mate? So she said let’s say screw it. Consequences be damned. He resigned in disgrace but oh, so in love. She hurt her campaign but healed her heart. Those three little (rather quite large) words were spoken aloud. And they grew together. The councilwoman and her campaign manager. Holding hands and jumping off of cliffs together into the great unknown.
10:03 pm • 10 May 2012 • 494 notes
I’m Ron Swanson. And you’re Leslie Fuckin’ Knope. [ larger ]
(Source: wenbys, via chuckfinleys)
7:46 am • 7 May 2012 • 521 notes