After I gave you that lamp, we ate at that terrible Chinese. It’s an angled poise because you press your face too close to the page when you read and there’s never enough light. And you want no glasses because you say your nose is too small and with glasses, you’d look like a mole, which you don’t—wouldn’t. It’d suit you, you’d look just as fairly beautiful as you are. It’s yellow because you said no one wants a yellow lamp, so if I got it for you in yellow, then maybe no would steal it from your desk. I do give these things quite a lot of consideration, you see. The devil’s in the detail.